Best lines?

Last night I was reminded of something.  As I was giving my favorite friend-with-benefits head, he said, "*Someone Anonymous*, you give the best head."  I couldn't help but giggle.  With his dick in my mouth. 

When I was a young girl, that was the stupidest line I ever fell for.  That, or any branches of it, ie: "I HEARD you give the best blowjobs." 

So here I am, laughing on his penis and he is staring down at me, like I am a fruitcake.  Of course I say, "I used to fall for that line."

Later on, as we smoked our cigs, he asked me if I thought there was a possibility that it wasn't just a line.  He repeated that I am awesome.  He said that they really probably thought so.  I give the best head!

I still think it was a line.  At least from the boys when I was younger.  And hell, maybe I was the best that they had so far.  BUT!  I had a boyfriend when I was like 16, and he came back to me when I was around 23.  We had a couple month affair.  He was lousey in bed.  I thought I could teach him a thing or two, but he was so unwilling to cooperate.  In the end, I sat him down in a chair, sat on the sofa across from him, got naked, and proceeded to show him how to make a woman orgasm.  After I came, I got my clothes on, and said good bye for the last time.  He said "that was awesome."  I said "and THAT'S how you get a woman off.  Bye."  No kiss, no hug.  I was so tired of him, you know? 

So what was the best/worst/funniest/stupidest line you ever fell for?

12:14 PM - Dec. 12, 2005 - post comment

Men's Lines

I find that any time a man speaks he's merely lying, cause he's lazy or he's merely pulling out his laundry list of bullsh** banter so you'll go down on him again in the future or get whatever it is they think they want at the moment.

Anonymous - 1:18 PM - Dec. 12, 2005

boooo....

"thumb's down" on that last comment...
that's a load of shit!

As far as a goofy line goes:

"Steve,
You have two beds in your hotel room, don't you?
Well...it's getting really late...
and it's a long way to my house...
I don't think I can make it there
and be back here that early in the morning...
Do you think I could stay with you tonight?"

Steve - 4:00 PM - Dec. 12, 2005

lines

nice shoes wanna fuck is the stupidest line ive ever fallen for mainly because it caught me so off guard never expected a guy to actually use that line

bubblesinmyhead.blogspot.com - 6:27 PM - Dec. 12, 2005

Rare but it has happened

Most women don't use lines when they approach men, but every now and then there is one so bold. Most of the time they go right for the kill and say lets hook up or come on we are leaving. No cheesy line needed. It's worked on me.

Wes - 9:15 PM - Dec. 12, 2005

call me sentimental...

"i love and cherish you--while i can live without you, i never want to"

never fails to get and give the most amazing orgasms (and yes plural)!!!

marie

Anonymous - 10:09 AM - Dec. 13, 2005

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Yeah, I believe that's a line just so they can get you to do it again.

When I was younger...like a million years ago...I got the ever popular, "Hey red, give head?" I have red hair as you may have guessed seeing as how you're quick like that.

I always liked to respond "Why yes, yes I do. Want some? That'll be $50, 'k, thanks."

Yeah, I was a bitch even when I was 17.

Miss Ann Thrope - 1:15 PM - Dec. 15, 2005