ADULT TOYS!!!

OK, so I was browsing blogs this morning and came across a fun adult/sex blog.  It is We Talk Sex or http://www.wetalksexblog.com/ and I am in love.  I followed the toys link, and found myself 3 new toys and some lube, all for the low low price of 14 dollars!  Holy smokes!  I mean, 14 dollars, which includes the shipping!  For like 14 more dollars, I could of had it in my hand(or in other places) by Wednesday! 

I know you want to see what I bought, but I want to tell you where I got it all from first, and make you go there, cuz I stole their pictures.  I figure I can send some people their way and advertise their stuff for some good blogging material.  I can't wait to use them!  And I will tell you how they work!  I'm so excited.

Anyway go HERE, to http://www.xandria.com/.  If you find the snowman, you get a free 2 oz bottle of lube, which I hear works great.  If you spend 35 bucks, you get to choose a free gift from an assortment of toys to temp tattoos!  I googled "Xandia" and found a code for 10 bucks off your first purchase!  How can you go wrong?  AND THEN there is a box you can click on once an hour I guess, and you get to pick from three boxes.  I got another vibe from it!  YAY!  Go there, get your toys!  I am so excited I surfed that blog this morning.  It's going to be the best Christmas ever!

So, first on my mind this morning was something with a lot of texture, and a little punch.  I found this....

It's cute, it's textured.  I'm excited.  It was like six bucks!  It's on sale right now.  Go get one!

Next up I wanted something slick, and, well, toungue-like.  They had a bunch of clit-sucker things that I have never tried.  They look scary, and most of the comments said it didn't stay suctioned or something.  While I was looking around, I found the hidden snowman, and got this:

That's two ounces of lube.  FREE.  Nice...

So I gave up on that tongue thing, and later come across something that looked slick and semi-soft, AND FUN!

This is what I got.  Doesn't that look like fun?  I can't wait.

I looked up the promo code, got 10 dollars off the price, and got this too from picking one of the three boxes!

I hope I get the teal one.  I already got that pink rabbit thing, and the pegasus is like purple, which is so almost pink...

I already have a firetruck red one, a silver one, and a purple one...

OMG!  Did you see the strap-ons?  I NEEEEEEED one of those.  Then I need to find a guy who will let me use it on him.  Or a girl I guess.  But everytime I think of ass-fucking, I think of throwing one of those babies on, and giving it to my man HARD.  Jackhammer his ass.  Awwww yeah.

Yeah, so as soon as forumer gets it's head out of it's ass, I will post this, asking for people to show me their toys!

1:12 PM - Dec. 17, 2005 - post comment